Why would they do this to me?!

Why would they do this to me?!

Apparently you can’t make grilled cheeses in the toaster either…

Apparently you can’t make grilled cheeses in the toaster either…

"Hello? My wife just had a baby! Let’s name him Zayn! Wa-wait wait, is he playful?! Let’s name him Niall!" -Dan Charles, SNL S39Ep08

"Hello? My wife just had a baby! Let’s name him Zayn! Wa-wait wait, is he playful?! Let’s name him Niall!" -Dan Charles, SNL S39Ep08

It’s a buy stuff, get things free sale!

It’s a buy stuff, get things free sale!

I would say he should phone a friend, but Lori would probably pick up.

I would say he should phone a friend, but Lori would probably pick up.

Actually I’ve got ALL the time!

Actually I’ve got ALL the time!

Great observation, Doc.

Great observation, Doc.

I liked him better as a sociopathic teenager…

I liked him better as a sociopathic teenager…

This is 90% of my marital problems

This is 90% of my marital problems

"If you’re OCD and you know it, then your alphabetized DVD collection and color coded closet will surely show it!" 🎵🎶

"If you’re OCD and you know it, then your alphabetized DVD collection and color coded closet will surely show it!" 🎵🎶